Horror Movie Review: Black Water (2007)

Crocodile horrors are rarely good movies. Normally CGI-fests they lack the ‘killer’ edge that makes them good villains. Black Water is different though. Proving to be a tension-filled and smart horror that does for crocodiles what Jaws did for sharks.

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Horror Movie Review: Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind (2012)

The original Porkchop movie wasn’t a terrible movie. However, the super-low budget slasher flick had some pretty unforgivable issues. Silly, fun and gory there was entertainment to be had but few people were calling for a sequel.

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Horror Movie Review: The First Purge (2018)

The First Purge takes the franchise back to the start while also attempting to build on a combination of grisly nihilism and bleak social commentary. Like the previous three films it fails to capitalise on this but here it all just feels so tired.

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Horror Movie Review: Paranormal Highway (2017)

A group of college students who are all part of the debate team depart on a three-day journey to the national championships. Stuffed into a ‘past its best’ bus, their journey sees a number of strange events occur that constantly slows them down. It culminates in the bus hitting something in the road and breaking down at midnight on day 3.

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Horror Movie Review: Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

With such dire sequels, it was hard to get too excited about Return to Sleepaway Camp but in a surprising turn of events it is not a bad movie. In fact, it’s entertaining. It also manages to re-capture the horror and silliness of the original movie to some degree.

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